DEVS! Ocho buyer here. Please turn BS into a real game.kthnx
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DEVS! Ocho buyer here. Please turn BS into a real game.kthnx
Devs, you guys are awesome. From getting rid of the Redundant War Points to the new War Console inside the Clan Page to the plump Ocho Rebates, but sadly you are far from perfect and so it's Battle Stations. Like an old clonky car held together only by its history and lovable memories, this game is in much need of a good ol' fashion Car Pimpin' and you, Devs, are in much need of a good ol' fashion Wake Up Call.
Right now you may be thinking something like this...
"But how are we going to make Battle Stations evolve into a REAL game with REAL depth!? Surely the costs are too high and the time too short for such foolishness!"
Fear not, dear Devs!
Allow me to introduce you to Unity3D.com!
TYLER, meet Unity.
Unity enjoys long walks on the beach, likes piña coladas, getting caught in the rain and making all of your hard work in art and programming a billion times easier and faster.
Unity, meet TYLER.
TYLER enjoys contact sports, reading, flame wars, diving (MAU) and loves animals, especially trolls.
Well, i'll leave you two love birds alone, but TYLER, just remember to be a gentleman and visit Unity's forum first (http://unity3d.com/support/community) before taking her out for a spin. The forums are clean and properly regulated, so it's going to be a little hard for you to get used to, but don't you worry, you'll adapt (i hope!).
P.S.
If you need help scoring with Unity, you should go to the Asset Store (open Unity > Window > Asset Store) or just ask Mixamo.com to give you a hand.
Ciao! :)
Right now you may be thinking something like this...
"But how are we going to make Battle Stations evolve into a REAL game with REAL depth!? Surely the costs are too high and the time too short for such foolishness!"
Fear not, dear Devs!
Allow me to introduce you to Unity3D.com!
TYLER, meet Unity.
Unity enjoys long walks on the beach, likes piña coladas, getting caught in the rain and making all of your hard work in art and programming a billion times easier and faster.
Unity, meet TYLER.
TYLER enjoys contact sports, reading, flame wars, diving (MAU) and loves animals, especially trolls.
Well, i'll leave you two love birds alone, but TYLER, just remember to be a gentleman and visit Unity's forum first (http://unity3d.com/support/community) before taking her out for a spin. The forums are clean and properly regulated, so it's going to be a little hard for you to get used to, but don't you worry, you'll adapt (i hope!).
P.S.
If you need help scoring with Unity, you should go to the Asset Store (open Unity > Window > Asset Store) or just ask Mixamo.com to give you a hand.
Ciao! :)
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Re: DEVS! Ocho buyer here. Please turn BS into a real game.k
f**k you and anything you say on the DB.
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This thread needs cats.
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these boards need less "Famous Warrior"
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Re: DEVS! Ocho buyer here. Please turn BS into a real game.k
Why do things yourself when you can live gratuitously through others?
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How to "PARFI"?
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Leonard Lin wrote:
> Why do things yourself when you can live gratuitously through others?
Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
> Why do things yourself when you can live gratuitously through others?
Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
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amandamazing wrote:
> f**k you and anything you say on the DB.
Trollmission Complete! ACHIEVEMENT!
> f**k you and anything you say on the DB.
Trollmission Complete! ACHIEVEMENT!
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Seriously, LL, please ban this fucker.
He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
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Famous Warrior wrote:
> Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the
> bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
That's nice. So before Unity, your startup used to live in 2006?
> Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the
> bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
That's nice. So before Unity, your startup used to live in 2006?
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amandamazing wrote:
> Seriously, LL, please ban this fucker.
> He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is
> continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
The only ones misleading are you guys with your slanderthreads, and like i said, i'll change it when you guys change it. That's all.
> Seriously, LL, please ban this fucker.
> He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is
> continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
The only ones misleading are you guys with your slanderthreads, and like i said, i'll change it when you guys change it. That's all.
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Leonard Lin wrote:
> Famous Warrior wrote:
> > Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the
> > bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
>
> That's nice. So before Unity, your startup used to live in 2006?
Yup.
> Famous Warrior wrote:
> > Hey, I am doing Unity right now and i thought i'd invite TYLER to jump on the
> > bandwagon along with the other startups no longer living in 2006.
>
> That's nice. So before Unity, your startup used to live in 2006?
Yup.
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Famous Warrior wrote:
> Yup.
And what year is it living in now?
> Yup.
And what year is it living in now?
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Famous Warrior wrote:
> amandamazing wrote:
> > Seriously, LL, please ban this fucker.
> > He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is
> > continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
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> The only ones misleading are you guys with your slanderthreads, and like i said, i'll
> change it when you guys change it. That's all.
"The only ones"???????????????????????? You're seriously going to try to play that shit on me?
"our threads" were only made to counter your misleading of innocent and unknowing new players. and they're not misleading.
> amandamazing wrote:
> > Seriously, LL, please ban this fucker.
> > He already blatantly disobeyed something Peter asked him to do and is
> > continuing to mislead people in the clans and add me thread.
>
> The only ones misleading are you guys with your slanderthreads, and like i said, i'll
> change it when you guys change it. That's all.
"The only ones"???????????????????????? You're seriously going to try to play that shit on me?
"our threads" were only made to counter your misleading of innocent and unknowing new players. and they're not misleading.
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Leonard Lin wrote:
> Famous Warrior wrote:
> > Yup.
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> And what year is it living in now?
2012.
> Famous Warrior wrote:
> > Yup.
>
> And what year is it living in now?
2012.