The Clownzs Gods And Goddesses Of Chaos-Their Master Plans

[MasterDrail]

To quote a great captain about irrelevancy of certain conversations:

"Shut him up or shut him down!" --Han Solo

[Eric Brian Brewster]

MasterDrail wrote:
> To quote a great captain about irrelevancy of certain conversations:
>
> "Shut him up or shut him down!" --Han Solo

Hummmm BAD QUOTE MasterDrail! I have an airship with weapons and armor See3P0 was just an Galaxy Translater Droid, do you really want to fight me to "shutmeup or shutmedown"; I have quite a few weapons that will make that nearly impossible but by all means please find me and lets battle. Oh yesss it seems another informant HG told me that there was an African Guy living on the Ivory Coast of Africa that is in with Leonard Lin and the Chaos Associates spreading these Internet DameWare Trojans around, any truth to this MasterDrail or is even the great MF starfreighter captain stumped, as well as yourself too?

[Rookles 2]

Eric Brian Brewster wrote:
>there was an African Guy



TROLOLOLOLOL!!!1!! That is the only good part of your post.

[Xander Mussina]

Ah Yes. The Ivory Coast.

Because that is where I travel to when I want to code a good trojan.

[Rookles 2]

Xander Mussina wrote:
>I want to code a good trojan.

That sounds like a dirty innuendo.

[Xander Mussina]

.

[Gary Paul]

Is it true that when EBB gets sunk, frozen lakes crack, herons mourn, blizzards and storms rage in sympathy and at sunset his bespectacled, hairy, likeness appears on the mountainside, basked in an eerie, ethereal glow?

[Xander Mussina]

Gary Paul wrote:
> Is it true that when EBB gets sunk, frozen lakes crack, herons mourn,
> blizzards and storms rage in sympathy and at sunset his bespectacled,
> hairy, likeness appears on the mountainside, basked in an eerie, ethereal
> glow?


The lad says he wants to be a poet!

...@herons mourn...xtra lols.

[Gary Paul]

Yarly!

I was semi paraphrasing believe it or not from this article and others like it which give brief mention to some of the myths/propaganda/ surrounding Kim Jong after his death:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16336991

[Alan Tollon]

Well both him and Kim Jong-Il are as mad as a bucket of frogs...

[Xander Mussina]

Too funny man.

Still, props on the paraphrasing. I liked your version better.

[Dickieflashman]

Oh yesss it seems another informant HG told me that there was an African Guy living on the Ivory Coast of Africa


WTF?

[Rookles 2]

Dickieflashman wrote:
> Oh yesss it seems another informant HG told me that there was an African
> Guy living on the Ivory Coast of Africa
>
>
> WTF?


Some may say that most Africans live in Africa... but don't be fooled by these deceivers!

[Fábio Rodrigues]

Some say that he has a lifesized tattoo of his face on his face...

And that he can open a beer bottle with his testes...


All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[Rookles 2]

Mr. Brewster, if by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…

.