DEVS! Ocho buyer here. Please fix this shit already. Thanx.

[Famous Warrior]

#1 - Weapon Names uniformity in ALL messages. Firestorm Drive is still Inferno Thrusters when you buy it at the Ocho Shop. There are others as well. How can you miss basic, stupid shit like this is beyond me, unless the reason is that you're neglecting Battlestation to work on some other new game which you hope will finally go viral and into the millions (tip: it won't happen unless you change your game design methods and philosophy).

#2 - WTF can't people collect Plasma from the Extractor with the Collect button? This shit is so basic, it is shocking that it has been missed for so long.

#3 - Aeros is no longer a Peace Port, nerf the AP travel cost already. I understand that we paid 35 AP to go to Aeros to hide like pussies, but you changed that, it is now time to give Aeros a typical travel cost, and don't give me any of that "...but teh partz r specialz!" bullshit. Change it.

#4 - Implement old fucking features we've been waiting for already, for the sake of Humanity. Underwater combat. Crew Damage. Moving Forts. Fort weapons and parts. Anti-missile Systems (or some cool shit like that, i forget. It's been so long since LL talked about it).
WTF is taking you guys so long? Is it another set of agonizing meetings on what the f**k else to name (write redundantly) ALL OF THE PARTS...AGAIN!? Is it that you guys are too busy trying to figure out what the next wave of useless, lame-ass features to implement instead like whore houses, casinos or pets? Or is it, oh yeah, Star Base or whatever the f**k else is deluding resources from your only one and proven success, Battle-fucking-Stations. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, motherfuckers.

#5 - Change the quests. They are boring. This is not just me, this is the opinion of lots of new users i invited and failed to keep around. The era of the Click Game is over, wake up. Time to turn Battle Stations into a real game, not just a click engine designed to generate cash. Newer teams with less talent than you are coming into YOUR target market and making 10x more money than you are right now within your own theme. I think Reality is trying to tell you guys something, but you're not listening.

#6 - Why the f**k does it take me 2 clicks to change a setup in the Hangar? This game is full of redundant clicks and this shit needs to stop right now. Now, i know you gave us the new war console, which is awesome, and it does cut down on the necessity of using the Hangar, but sometimes we need to change a few parts to adapt in war.

#7 - f**k! There it is again! That annoying, traffic bouncing Splash Page! Do you guys even read your traffic metrics? Do you even HAVE a way to track metrics? It doesn't seem like you do and if you do you're stupid. Get rid of the splash page. No one is using it, it is proven to bounce away traffic. Stop leaking traffic. Stop wasting money.

#8 - I haven't been to the auctions in almost a year, so let me go there and see how things are com... OH FOR f**k'S SAKE! THE EGV CAP IS STILL HERE!? FUUUUCK! The economy in this game SUCKS! People want you to fix this. People want a good economy in their game, not whore houses, not casinos, not pets.
"It's the economy, stupid!"


Now, i have to give credit where credit is due, in retrospect.

Shit you've fixed already:

#1 - The new War Console is great. It's more than great, it's fucking great! It's fast and it cuts down on the need to have multiple windows open and the design is very smart and practical.
Thank you.

#2 - Eliminating War Points was super awesome and a step in the right direction in making the game simpler and cutting down on redundancy and clutter in the design.
Bravo!

#3 - The last massive Ocho Rebate was fantastic. Whomever was responsible for it is the Golden Goose. Don't f**k it up!

#4 - The cool new events are cool. It is always refreshing when something happens that breaks the monotony.

#5 - Culling the clans is also a fantastic idea. New clan creation was out of control and when anyone and their dog can create a clan, you get shit like "The Ore and Junk Eaters Klan" (true story).


To be perfectly candid, i have to be harsh, devs. I care about this game too much, i have too much history here and i do not feel most of you devs really care or if you do, you do not care for it the way alot of us do. The problem here is that most of you do not play Battle Stations everyday, you do not have any emotional stake in it, you sort of see it as a cash machine ran by unskilled bean counters. You guys should do that, you should play this game everyday under different aliases, get involved with clan politics and everyday in-game struggles and problems.

There is a disconnect here, from you to your game and this is causing problems.

Play your game, devs, play it everyday and play it like you mean it, not just for play testing or for bug hunting, but to develop a love for the game and this love will guide you in the right direction...like, away from the whore houses, casinos and pets, for instance.

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[Rookles 2]

tl;dr

[Giphin-]

u think we give a f**k of what u think?...

and also, tl;dr

[Dirty Stallis]

Rookles 2 wrote:
> tl;dr

Looking at his total post count should clue you in on the content. Much of it is either someone not paying attention, or someone not around long enough to know what it used to be.

[Rookles 2]

I just skimmed it briefly. Anyone that demands the EGV be removed is an idiot. If they did that, I would buy DBs and sell them for 40mil+ gold. The EGV is the main thing keeping the gold from flooding Sios.

[Giphin-]

obvious noob multi is obvious

[Rookles 2]

*I wouldn't spend loads of AP farming bosses for gold... I'd just Ocho a couple weapons and make a mint (extremely better gains than ochoing gold directly)

[Giphin-]

rook, my juggs iz c00l3r than urz

[Rookles 2]

But he seems mad, bro.

@Giph- but I'm the Juggernaut..... BEYOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!

[ojo]

Petition to bring back the boobies

[Rookles 2]

What kind of flaming is your Jug?

A) insulting on a forum

B) loves cox

[Rookles 2]

ojo wrote:
> Petition to bring back the boobies

Petition denied. Your thread made me feel guilty for having hot tits as an avatar.

[ojo]

Rookles 2 wrote:
> ojo wrote:
> > Petition to bring back the boobies
>
> Petition denied. Your thread made me feel guilty for having hot tits as an avatar.

Oh man. Boobies is what we need in this hate/problem driven DB.

[Famous Warrior]

Rookles 2 wrote:
> *I wouldn't spend loads of AP farming bosses for gold... I'd just Ocho a
> couple weapons and make a mint (extremely better gains than ochoing gold
> directly)

No, you're an idiot and you don't understand how to build economies. BS makes it way too easy to generate gold and it gives away too fucking much. This needs to stop.

Also, you can allow Ocho to be used to buy stuff int he auctions. The Ocho amount would trump the gold amount.

[Nelson Xavier Fernandes]

Rookles 2 wrote:
> I just skimmed it briefly. Anyone that demands the EGV be removed is an
> idiot. If they did that, I would buy DBs and sell them for 40mil+ gold.
> The EGV is the main thing keeping the gold from flooding Sios.
-

Maybe what he meant was to have the EGV removed and have something more reasonable in it's place, but then again whatever you think of is bound to be abused by multi's .

"I haven't been to the auctions in almost a year, so let me go there and see how things are com... OH FOR f**k'S SAKE! THE EGV CAP IS STILL HERE!? FUUUUCK! The economy in this game SUCKS! People want you to fix this. People want a good economy in their game, not whore houses, not casinos, not pets."

haha, good mix of humor and anger.