STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

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DID A STUPID GHOST-DOG EAT YOUR P*NIS?!

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?
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CAN I JOIN HKUTD?
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CAPS IS COOL
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A STUPID GHOST-DOG USED TO EAT YOUR P*NIS. THEN IT TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
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I LIKE TURTLES
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NO, I JUST DON'T HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE TO BE OFFENDED
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I WILL TAKE MADNESS OVER F*CKING MALE GOATS ANYTIME. This IS MADNESS
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STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Gary Paul » 31 Dec 2011, 22:46

I NEVER EVEN KNEW THE AND THE IT!
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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Rookles 2 » 31 Dec 2011, 22:56

What kind of p***s shows up that color in night-vision? Crazy stuff.

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Tuomas Lairila » 01 Jan 2012, 06:38

Rookles 2 wrote:
> What kind of p***s shows up that color in night-vision? Crazy stuff.

Last week someone linked me to the site of fleshlight. They apparently have zombie dildos.

I mean, I KNOW that internet is a sick place, but who the f**k would go on buying things advertised as this:
"Have a necromantic night in the degrading skin of the Zombie Fleshlight or question yourself with the lifeless, yet vibrant deteriorating c**k of the living dead."

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Fábio Rodrigues » 01 Jan 2012, 15:41

Never underestimate the deviousness of the human mind.

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Post by Fábio Rodrigues » 01 Jan 2012, 15:41

That said, it's still gross.

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Rookles 2 » 01 Jan 2012, 16:01

That is so very, very bizarre/disturbing. I guess I'd prefer for the necrophiliacs to hump plastic than dead bodies in the morgue. *looks on the bright side*

Tuomas... what little clean and peaceful part of my mind I had left... you have sullied. THANKS! Cheers on 2012!

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Post by Fábio Rodrigues » 01 Jan 2012, 16:40

Good God Rooks.... if THAT's the bright side then.... I just lost my appetite.

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Master of Clan X » 01 Jan 2012, 16:50

Missing a few options:
"No, I jut don't homosexual people to be offended."
"I will take madness over fucking MALE goats anytime. This is MADNESS!"

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Post by Gary Paul » 01 Jan 2012, 18:51

I mourn the loss of the Epic T-shirt quote thread.

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Post by Gary Paul » 01 Jan 2012, 19:01

Added 2 more as suggested and will add more as and when people remember other epic quotes.

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Tuomas Lairila » 01 Jan 2012, 19:08

Rookles 2 wrote:
> That is so very, very bizarre/disturbing. I guess I'd prefer for the
> necrophiliacs to hump plastic than dead bodies in the morgue. *looks on
> the bright side*
>
> Tuomas... what little clean and peaceful part of my mind I had left... you
> have sullied. THANKS! Cheers on 2012!


I live to serve!

ps. Would you like the link to the site, if for nothing else, but the lolz?

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Post by Tuomas Lairila » 01 Jan 2012, 19:24

This however I found on my own.... eh... that came out wrong.

http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43 ... sbs_misc_7

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Post by Fábio Rodrigues » 01 Jan 2012, 20:11

How do I join HKUTD?

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Re: STUPID GHOST-DOG ATE MY P*NIS

Post by Artemios Masmanidis » 01 Jan 2012, 20:36

You don't have to, Fabs. Give your log in details to ChiChing and he 'll do the rest. :)

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