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Dickieflashman
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build advice required
How many medium sized Lego bricks can you fit up your bum and what's the best way to increase ones capacity?
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Angel of Iz
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Re: build advice required
Hi Dickie,
so pleased you too have asked this question.
Something that has puzzled me since starting the game, I assume you've sent a support ticket but in the meantime i'll do my best to fill your gap....
Firstly we probably need to properly define medium sized -
For arguments sake a standard 2x4 8 stud rectangler?
Also just to confirm you are only inserting them one at time.Sphincter limitations!
Once this is found its simply a case of dividing the cubic capacity of your 'bum' by the standard lego brick.
Though really to fit more up you need to be a bigger a - hole .......
To enlarge your Asshole capacity a number of systems and products are available -
but Sios can only recommend the following;
Hard Prison Time!
Also gang fistings
Dropping soap at Catholic school
Enemas with a fire extinguisher
Shitting Bricks
Wish you the best of luck in your adventure
so pleased you too have asked this question.
Something that has puzzled me since starting the game, I assume you've sent a support ticket but in the meantime i'll do my best to fill your gap....
Firstly we probably need to properly define medium sized -
For arguments sake a standard 2x4 8 stud rectangler?
Also just to confirm you are only inserting them one at time.Sphincter limitations!
Once this is found its simply a case of dividing the cubic capacity of your 'bum' by the standard lego brick.
Though really to fit more up you need to be a bigger a - hole .......
To enlarge your Asshole capacity a number of systems and products are available -
but Sios can only recommend the following;
Hard Prison Time!
Also gang fistings
Dropping soap at Catholic school
Enemas with a fire extinguisher
Shitting Bricks
Wish you the best of luck in your adventure
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Gary Paul
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Re: build advice required
Hi Dickie,
I am so glad that you made this thread because I, too, was wondering the same thing until very recently when I discovered that the secret to expanding my capacity was to get more wood...
..So that's what I did, I put out adverts on Craigslist and fly-posted in around downtown, until the phonecalls and text messages started coming. Sometimes, late at night and sometimes during the middle of the day, but come, they did.
And when they came, they came together and although at first, there was discomfort, humiliation, pain and a mysterious rash, I can now accommodate almost 100% more lego bricks than before and believe me, this ability could not have come to me at a better time in my life, since all supermarkets in the U.K. are now charging 5p per plastic bag.
Keep at it, buddy!
I am so glad that you made this thread because I, too, was wondering the same thing until very recently when I discovered that the secret to expanding my capacity was to get more wood...
..So that's what I did, I put out adverts on Craigslist and fly-posted in around downtown, until the phonecalls and text messages started coming. Sometimes, late at night and sometimes during the middle of the day, but come, they did.
And when they came, they came together and although at first, there was discomfort, humiliation, pain and a mysterious rash, I can now accommodate almost 100% more lego bricks than before and believe me, this ability could not have come to me at a better time in my life, since all supermarkets in the U.K. are now charging 5p per plastic bag.
Keep at it, buddy!