Petition to make global chat free*

[Gary Paul]

*because public conversations like this are worth their weight in popcorn:

Panda Pao Raspberry:woof woof... good dog!
The Slayer:Well.... you lost ur token, Hounds of Hell. See you in a bit :P
Hilterchan:Enjoy your voyage for more than 3 minutes.
Tricolor:war soon
Spoonman:Did Jugg even repair? They was there and then gone.
KILLER4U::0)
Werner Voss:A truly wonderful use of the English language Spoonman. This further reinforces my belief that Hades are full of mentally backward simple kids.
Malte:Sorry I had to learn some enlish to talk to loosers. FYI, enlish is spelled with lower letter.
Spoonman:Nice one Malte, I stil sink him in D. let him whine.
Werner Voss:Hahahaha and it is also spelt with a G unless you are too busy zzzzing off your punters.
Spoonman:I can spell in Swedish also, complain on a kid that is 12 years old and read enlish for 1 and a half year tells more about you. Get a builld thats can pass and stop whining.
The Iron Duke:This is war game zzzzzzl Floss, its about winning, not proper grammar, bottomscraping zzzzz.
Spoonman:Go to Davester and ask for build help!
The Iron Duke:and where does it say that English is the lingua franca of sios, you racist moth er fu c k er!
The Iron Duke:crawl back under the rock you came out of, you redneck nazi pig!
The Iron Duke:and buy some ocho while you are at it, global wars are not for cheapskates!
Werner Voss:I think this show perfectly well that you are mentally backward when you start shouting about racism since you do not have the mental capacity to come back with a decent response
Spoonman:Boils an egg on Iron Duke, look free egg!
Spoonman:Free egg for Eggis!

[Samuel Chiou]

-1

Bring back the Tavern Chat.

[brentpalisoc]

Make it free for newbies. They just waste their ocho messaging "please add me on your crew" and "please help me with <insert boss/quest name here>".

[hon]

Like this?

[Gary Paul]

Legend has it that Samuel Chiou still roams the darkest corners of teh interwebs, searching for the finest goat pronz.

[Gary Paul]

Like this?

Once was a mistake. Twice is just hilarious.

[TimBitz]

I think it's fine at current 1 ocho, it's not a huge fee and makes most ppl think twice before posting so it's not too much unnecessary spam.

My suggestion would be: please make a history of the global chat archived somewhere we can view the entertaining trash talk =)
(or make separate tabs so clan/friend chat doesn't push the global msgs away)

[Gary Paul]

Yea, make it tabbed so we can filter out the choice bits.

[mike ryder]

Free global chat Now, we see new players mess up all the time spending their Ocho on this and it is another thing that puts them off playing the game! Also a bit of banter with the mentally backward always helps you pass the time waiting on fort watch!

[Shelbybr]

No. I can't communicate with my clan when people are chatting away with their friends about stuff that I don't care about. The messages I need go by so fast I can't read them. Either let us filter out global messages or make the chat windows display MANY more lines than seven. This is GAME chat, not PERSONAL chat. You want to talk to your buddies, get another chat room to do it in.

[Samuel Chiou]

Screw these buffoons who have no idea what they're missing because they never played the game when it was good.

Get rid of this moneygrubbing global chat, and the ridiculous drink buying chore in the Tavern, and put a proper Tavern Chat there where it rightfully belongs!

[mike ryder]

Tavern Chat +1 would breath life back in to the game a bit plus I love being called a racist by people who have special learning difficulties !

[Gary Paul]

Special quiztime extra special question trivia bonus question special:

Can you guess what happened at the end of the following chat excerpt?:

Flash Gordo:Gawdam it...now i gotta change my ship name again...6 times in 8 weeks...make up your mind JIGGLES, where ya wanna be ranked!! :)
Syzygy:STFU and eat sh1t, Gordo. No life cheating B astards Hades
The Iron Duke:G I think you hurt his feelings, pls be nice, what else do you expect from a food clan?
Flash Gordo:Frak off and DIE, Shyzits...go fire up Gipsin and Demons accts
Flash Gordo:And stick the EGG you just got up your cornhole!!
deathrow22:i think gordo actually really eats his shiet from antons man lovin and pooping the load into his mouth
The Iron Duke:shut up Juggz lackey, you rezz when they command you to, to bonus them
Flash Gordo:Well, dun be shy, Deathrow, there's plenty here for you...open wide!!
Mohi:deathrow22. with all the hate he applied to HADES few days ago! pure hypocrate :D Hades is no place for fail builds and hypocrates...
grumps:was he a greek philosopher
Syzygy:Hades, talk less, war more. Noisy bunch of retards.
Spoonman:Ohh, please kiss and make up and free ointment for RA.
Zendra:owh Hippocrates, or just a bunch of fat Hippos like Hades, who cares. Just rez now and die Hades. I dare you, double dare you. Go juggy, take em out. XD
The Iron Duke:Mental calisthenics is my game, and in that, I am the most arrogant SOB, because I am THAT good boy!
Flash Gordo:lol

[TimBitz]

Can you guess what happened at the end of the following chat excerpt?

Tyler wins while some of us snacked on popcorn?

[Andrew Bowman]

Zarroc:LMAO so the supposedly no. 1 clan in Sios decides to pus sy out against a food clan and not freebie us because they're afraid. Or did someone's computer freeze so you lost all your multies attacking f
Flash Gordo:Says the scrtom slurper from the aptly named clan..Nutz...you tag along with juggs so much your just like a swollen, puss filled nut sack
Flash Gordo:attached to the place where JUGGS scrotum would be
Flash Gordo:Now be off this chat board, noob, only Tier S clans can exchange pleasantries here

Just have to say gordon seems to have some sort of fixation on balls and scrotums. I couldn't imagine why . . .