-= How Alice Got Out =-

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Dickieflashman » 23 Jun 2014, 18:27

Dear Rainbow king, Emperor of the fancy coloured under garments, Sultan of the bejewelled hot pants and keeper of the obsidian dildo.

I regret to inform you that little Arthur Smith is unavailable to reply at this present time. His little lordship is currently engaged in his most favoured pastime, of rimming several sweaty black men and then allowing them to use and abuse his sorry ass. He paid for this "honour" as part of his bimonthly treat to himself.

He'll be walking like John Wayne for a few days, barely able to speak and unable to type as his hands will still be trembling.

Come the weekend I'm sure once he's feeling ship shape and Bristol fashion ,the little man will return. Let's hope he employs a new "comeback writer" I feel like joining you fine fellows with the Tom Foolery!

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by The Nielsen » 24 Jun 2014, 04:59

Dickieflashman wrote:I regret to inform you that little Arthur Smith is unavailable to reply at this present time. His little lordship is currently engaged in his most favoured pastime, of rimming several sweaty black men and then allowing them to use and abuse his sorry ass. He paid for this "honour" as part of his bimonthly treat to himself.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i fuckn spilled my beer reading this

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Rainbow King » 24 Jun 2014, 05:18

Dickieflashman wrote:Dear Rainbow king, Emperor of the fancy coloured under garments, Sultan of the bejewelled hot pants and keeper of the obsidian dildo.


It gets lonely here man :3
Dickieflashman wrote:I regret to inform you that little Arthur Smith is unavailable to reply at this present time. His little lordship is currently engaged in his most favoured pastime, of rimming several sweaty black men and then allowing them to use and abuse his sorry ass. He paid for this "honour" as part of his bimonthly treat to himself.

He'll be walking like John Wayne for a few days, barely able to speak and unable to type as his hands will still be trembling.

Come the weekend I'm sure once he's feeling ship shape and Bristol fashion ,the little man will return. Let's hope he employs a new "comeback writer" I feel like joining you fine fellows with the Tom Foolery!


If he could take flaming as much as he could take all those dicks, he'd be alright.

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Master of Clan X » 24 Jun 2014, 05:38

Dickieflashman wrote:Dear Rainbow king, Emperor of the fancy coloured under garments, Sultan of the bejewelled hot pants and keeper of the obsidian dildo.


I think BS needs some bejewelled hot pants and an obsidian dildo to compliment that Rainbow King coat in the casino.

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Rainbow King » 24 Jun 2014, 06:27

Master of Clan X wrote:
Dickieflashman wrote:Dear Rainbow king, Emperor of the fancy coloured under garments, Sultan of the bejewelled hot pants and keeper of the obsidian dildo.


I think BS needs some bejewelled hot pants and an obsidian dildo to compliment that Rainbow King coat in the casino.


I 2nd that motion xD

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Chrisnetika2 » 24 Jun 2014, 10:08

I see not much has changed since I was last here months ago, Trolls still kicking and Nickolaj still a co ck target lol.
Shoutouts to B-Rod, LL and any Juggs peeps still here :D

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Master of Clan X » 25 Jun 2014, 02:38

Chrisnetika2 wrote:I see not much has changed since I was last here months ago, Trolls still kicking and Nickolaj still a co ck target lol.
Shoutouts to B-Rod, LL and any Juggs peeps still here :D


Nickola is trying to troll... TRYING. :P

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by Andrew Bowman » 25 Jun 2014, 04:01

Rainbow King wrote:Go pay some writers to make a comeback for ya like before weasal-dick.

rofl, weasel dick. Going to have to remember that one.

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Re: -= How Alice Got Out =-

Post by The Nielsen » 25 Jun 2014, 05:06

I guess the weasel-dick's still busy rimming sweaty black men, or perhaps haven't employed a new come-back writer yet....

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