^ Here's a great idea!

[Lord Trun]

Gary, did you got LL's great idea after all ? Please, try to read it from another angle.

[Gary Paul]

Yes. I got the sarcasm. Did you?

[Andrew Reichert]

lol, Gary not get the sarcasm? perish the thought.

[Master of Clan X]

Lord Trun wrote:
> If i make a store, and decide to invite 100 ppl and to make an event so
> they all get trough my store door at the same second

Could you please take a picture of YOUR store with a door wide enough for a 100 people to go through at the same second and post it here? kthxbai.

A store that accommodates 100 people needs a door that's 100 people wide. Makes perfect sense. That's why there are so many examples of stores in real life with doors as wide as the entire store and only enough room for you to take one step after you step through the door.

[sideger]

well.. we could always fall in line

unless its 90%-discount-get-more-for-less every night and opens only every 10-11pm.

[Master of Clan X]

sideger wrote:
> unless its 90%-discount-get-more-for-less every night and opens only every
> 10-11pm.

Any ideas why there's a rush from 10-11pm? I don't think the store is intentionally holding a 90% discount just during that 1 hour.

[sideger]

if no discounts, probably the mob leader set the buy time for all the shoppers as part of the regulations of the store owners.

well... i see only 2 solutions for this man. either make them fall in line or make the wider doors.

its up to the store manager

[Master of Clan X]

I think as long as there people mobbing the store at the same time causing a crash, people will believe that the store is at fault for not widening the doors.

I never said the store shouldn't widen the doors. In fact, the store has spent thousands (5 figure sum) widening the doors which are pretty damn wide already.

[John Benecke]

Leonard Lin wrote:
> Lord Trun wrote:
> > If i make a store, and decide to invite 100 ppl and to make an event so
> > they all get trough my store door at the same second
>
> Could you please take a picture of YOUR store with a door wide enough for a 100
> people to go through at the same second and post it here? kthxbai.
>
> A store that accommodates 100 people needs a door that's 100 people wide. Makes
> perfect sense. That's why there are so many examples of stores in real life with
> doors as wide as the entire store and only enough room for you to take one step after
> you step through the door.



Good thing you guys are computer programers and not carpenters.....

and that it's clan war, and not a sale on undies.

Knock knock
who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus, not even i can make a door wide enough for your stupid analogy and i can can turn water into wine.

[Master of Clan X]

John Benecke wrote:
> Knock knock
> who's there?
> Jesus.
> Jesus who?
> Jesus, not even i can make a door wide enough for your stupid analogy and i can can
> turn water into wine.

How appropriate that your counter analogy is one about performing miracles.

We are computer programers and not gods.....

[John Benecke]

Leonard Lin wrote:
> John Benecke wrote:
> > Knock knock
> > who's there?
> > Jesus.
> > Jesus who?
> > Jesus, not even i can make a door wide enough for your stupid analogy and i can
> can
> > turn water into wine.
>
> How appropriate that your counter analogy is one about performing miracles.
>
> We are computer programers and not gods...

I know you are not gods.. you aren't carpenters either

you are computer programers who designed a game to play a certain way, then changed it because the system couldn't handle it. It's not our fault your "door" isn't wide enough. We play the game because we love it. simple. if there is a problem as you said..you guys aren't gods, but programers. We don't give a shit about all this bitching. if you want clients to play the game you guys created..... Less bitching, more fixing.

and my analogy was pretty appropriate, Jesus was a carpenter... he could make doors.

[Master of Clan X]

John Benecke wrote:
> you are computer programers who designed a game to play a certain way, then changed
> it because the system couldn't handle it.

I already said it was Tyler's fault for not realizing that someone would try to do what I stated in post #1.


John Benecke wrote:
> It's not our fault your "door"
> isn't wide enough.

When did I say it was YOUR fault the door isn't wide enough. Stop getting so pissy about it. I said the door isn't wide enough so people shouldn't try to rush 100 people into to 50 person door because that will result in a crash and everyone will be unhappy.


John Benecke wrote:
> and my analogy was pretty appropriate, Jesus was a carpenter... he could make doors.

Jesus is a carpenter = he can make doors = he can make a door wide enough = why can't Tyler. Because we're not gods. There you've contradicted yourself.
I've been basically saying that a 100 person door is beyond Tyler and 199 person door would take a miracle but feel free to keep ignoring whatever I've said.

Because computer programmers = gods = can build a door of any size. < that's your logic isn't it.

[Supa Mario]

I believe the door is already wide enough for 100 dudes. The problem is that some share of those dudes are carrying a couple of clones . . .

[Sky Tan]

Supa Mario wrote:
> I believe the door is already wide enough for 100 dudes. The problem is
> that some share of those dudes are carrying a couple of clones . . .


I believe it is a capacity problem, but i wont go to a situation of pointing fingers.
Cos i know my backyard will never be clean in a FB F2P game, even a subscription one is not free from it.

[Joel Koh]

are the server(s) clustered?